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Farts and Dating don't mix.
Some girls may need more than others.
Take over Turkey, I need some Noms.
Suddenly I don't want to brush my teeth.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME BRO!
I call fake, women don't fight spiders they run and scream for help.
The reason I don't want kids.
Don't mess with his Sheep-Fu
Art majors be like, you just don't get my art.