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When you wake up in a jail cell after a night of partying and forget everything that happened the night before
genius! Unless one of them's looking up some messed up sh*t
To be fair, some people aren't holding up anything.
Waking up after New Years Eve partying...
At least he lived up to his bet, unlike some people... Uncle Joe!
As if it could get any worse, he better hope the dog doesn't wake up with morning wood
yet on Saturday I'm up bright and early
When the alarm clock wakes you up, but you are in a really deep sleep after a drunken night.
Robots needed some stress relief after the AI was hooked up to the internet.