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I shake! I shake!
I call fake, women don't fight spiders they run and scream for help.
Little do they know its because of them she drinks.
Going to be a few stops in the snack aisles.
Ford salesmen be like...
I always prefer a warmup nap before I have to go to bed.
One of these is blessed more than all of the others, combined.
When a girl says she's married after you bought her a drink.