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To be fair, it's not like there were going to post the video of the execution.
If I didn't have to work every day, I would just live there!
"My baby brings all the cheerleaders to the yard and there like, can I pinch his cheek so hard?"
He had the best stories about bitches and bones
Kids best friend
Best. Dad. Ever.
The weight of running the world seems to make people a lot happier when it's no longer there problem
When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
It's a good garbage, the best garbage, recycles the best.