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These old-time toothpaste ads would cause an uproar today!
This is why I don't trust dentists who tell you to use a certain toothpaste
When Nightmares become reality.
Then it just sits there fermenting a plan with the rest of the accidentally discarded toothpaste to clog your drain
We all know dem feelz.
Suddenly I don't want to brush my teeth.
Then complains when a drop of toothpaste hits one of the various sink items.
THIS...IS...TOOTHPASTE!!!
Now time for a hair wash...