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Perhaps that's what he wanted?
"You can't handle the truth"
The truth about graduating college
When your golf game sucks so bad even the ducks want you to stop.
Truth!
When the gas company wants to make sure they're getting the last drop out.
Hotel rooms and UV lights just don't mix. Well, not if you want to sleep well.
He might want a bath.
"I just want to be friends"