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Japan's putting English words on shirts now
That's one way to win a war
You gotta finish what you start son
That's one, thanks mom!
Go for a motorcycle ride in Brazil they said... It'll be fun they said...
Someday I'll be able to afford the rest
I don't know how this manages to happen every time
And that's how I managed to stay single
When backflips go wrong