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You know you're a douche when...
In India when you make a wrong turn...
Did she steal someone's couch for that dress?
She's letting you know she brought you in this world, she'll take you out.
Where's the Duck Dynasty folks when you need'em?
This is when you remember every instance that lead up to this moment.
Next thing you know they'll be saying Spiderman and Peter Parker are the same voice..
She's definitely talking about me..
When it's been a while and your girl tries to give you head...