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She knows where she's going in life
She's such a giver
He's in love, she's envious.
Nope, she's broke. Time to go buy a new one
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
When it's your turn at the public Christmas tree and other families keep encroaching
When she says rough skin turns her off, but that's all you got
But she won't go for any late-night joyride's anymore
Mistakes were made, perhaps it's when I requested the extra guacamole