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Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
The real question is how many times did this happen before they put up a sign?
The real way to stop King Kong from destroying the Empire State building
When you have no intention of ever taking up your yard displays
Wolves, they solve sh*t
When your buddy grows up and moves on to bigger things
Maybe tomorrow I'll stop
Wow, they went there!
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