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When the wife says if you build that shelf you've been talking about you'll get some
If she's hot enough to I'll start growing my own agave plants
In 15 years she'll be doing the same thing for her cheating boyfriend
When she tells you if you can fix her truck she'll do wild things in the bed, but you don't have the right tools
"These boots were made for walking, that's just what I'll do"
When you find out how much insurance you'll get if hubby passes away.
Then later you realize that the questions on the test were all in different order
When a man says he'll get things done, some of us mean it! By any means necessary.
7-Eleven did say they'll fill any cup you bring. Challenge accepted!
NeverGoFullDerp
