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When I finish up work early on a Friday.
When Humanity ends... #IDiedFirst #GoingToHeaven
When someone takes a joke too far.
Never buy a cat when drunk.
Whenever I hear a stay at home mom talk about what she did today...
When I tried to play American Football
When someone claims someone's talking about me behind my back.
When my internet goes down...
She's cheating. Keeps distracting me.