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If people told the truth about when they smoked
Then get angry when they throw it away half eaten.
When you leave your dog alone.
When your parents smell alcohol on your breath.
When you know you pasty white and need to get as much sun as possible.
When her man come home and you need to hide, but need a nap.
When she sends you nudes and says come over.
When your husband tells you not to take Christmas too far this year
That's when the real fireworks happen.