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When you at the party passing out but you remember what they did to the last kid
The things that entertain me when I'm smoking that good sh*t
When you the smallest dude in your click, and you still try to look hard.
When you just got a new ride and your trying to show off, weather doesn't apply!
Where will you be when you realize size matters?
The phrase "I spit that fire" in Africa means something totally different...
When the alarm clock wakes you up, but you are in a really deep sleep after a drunken night.
When life is good, you just climb things and ponder the questions of life such as "who's a good boy," "in my the good boy, or is he asking is he?"
When suddenly your bus turns into a gravity defying device in just one bump
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