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Dogs and cats both do the same thing when it comes to the nice beds we buy them
When she calls and says her parents aren't home, but your dog watching for a neighbor
When you used your last good excuse and just don't care anymore.
And get mad at you when you catch her.
When the beer hits you hard and you just need a nap
When you find a post that pisses you off on Owned, and try to scroll past it
When you're having a great time at the party and someone you hate shows up
I do this to and yet I still forget when it's my turn
When it's been a week and you haven't fapped