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It's the small things that count when you get old..
When you're around a bunch of hot girls in the checkout line.
If you don't get this face when you do it... you must have small... hands.
When you forget your wife's on her period and you ask for sex.
When I try this people look at me weird.
Totes Legit, I swear that's what I bought it for...
It's not original, it's just stupid.
"Remember when you bought a DeLorean to be a smartass?"
When people destroy a feel good post with facts