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When your favorite shows on, you have fleas.
When you get a tattoo you want everybody to see
When you're booty so flat it's the perfect screen projector
When she claims she's a virgin...
Especially when your dad's the dentist
This is what it looks like when a great Dane takes a flight
When it's time for the kid to go to bed, but he doesn't want to listen!
It can't just be me?
The things that entertain me when I'm smoking that good sh*t