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That's how it starts, next thing you know she's pregnant on MTV
When you're drunk and see your friend at the club
When you drunk and bored but there's 3ft of snow outside and you're stuck inside.
It's all fun and games until they fall off the top bunk and next thing you know you're having a threesome... I've watched too many movies. The adult kind. ;-)
Apparently if you don't look like a bald Ewok... You didn't "turn up"....
When you have to prove to your friends you actually are in the Olympics
When you decided to party on Sunday
When you make yourself a grilled cheese, drunk.
Next time don't respond with "I dunno" when the barber asks what haircut you want.