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And this is how long it takes to get a woman to climax when you're working with an Asian sized schlong
When she's trying to give you hint all you're getting is a hand job...
When you're the only friend that hit puberty
When she says she packed lightly for this trip...
When the owner stops buying the good food.
Just when you think you're getting your life together
When there's a flood outside, but she says her parents aren't home...
Okay Charles, you gotta stop falling for the red dot! You're just never going to catch it!
When you're trying to eat healthy during the jihad