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When you put in your 2 weeks notice at the lemonade stand, but want to leave on good terms.
When you're drunk and see your friend at the club
When you're trying to give hints to the girl you invited over
When you're in a rush to work in your still half asleep. Should I tell her?
Anyone else think it was funny she think she's a goddess simply because she's pregnant? Newsflash, you're not!
When you're trying to hide at grandma's house
When you're trying to prove to your friend your modern mountain man
This is when you know you're in a bad neighborhood
Not a man's best friend. I hope you're reading this Bowser!