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When you see a picture of your bitch being sniffed by another dog.
When you accomplish one of your life goals. Stickers will be made!
When you tell her you're cooking her a nice meal.
That awkward moment you realize you're not as athletic as you originally thought.
You know you pushed your bikini top to the limits when you need a mountain climbing piece to keep it together
When you ran out of space on your non-porn hard drive
When your Dr's office seems like a leather chair audition.
"Girl, Give me your number. I don't care if you have a man"
When you give the company your 2 weeks notice
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