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When she looks through your browser history
When you can instantly tell the fight isn't going to go your way
When you just have that look
When the drugs kick in long before your friends
The invite did say wear your best
When you want to be a crazy cat lady but are allergic to cats.
Especially when its the hot girl at work you keep eyeballing.
How my girl looks after she hasn't sucked me off for a few weeks.
When your mom threatens to take away your Xbox if you don't 'go to bed right this minute'