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It's like a Happy meal... For Adults who hate their body.
That awkward moment when you're the only one who thinks the water feels good, but it's freezing!
When you get home from a hard day at work and just don't care who's sitting on the couch across from you.
I wonder who's responsible for this
Remember that time you told me I was in a good boy? Who's a good boy now!
We all have that one friend who has a demon cat that's only nice to them
This should be punishable by jail time, who wastes a good pizza?
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
Opposed to those who don't have throats or mouth's