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NOPE! I think I'll just hold the diarrhea in
That moment you realize it was a mistake signing up for those giveaways
That's one way to stay up for the job
Let us pray, that all bowls stay filled, and I remain a good boy
That bucket of fries even look skeptical about Ronald
Remember that time you told me I was in a good boy? Who's a good boy now!
This is why they say lies get bigger and bigger once told
Most religious people be like
We all have that one fat friend who always wants to fit in