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This is what tellers are actually doing when they're telling you they're working as hard as they can while clicking furiously.
NO FUN FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND!
Whatever you may have done wrong, this will solve it.
Now this isn't a story you see every day
I told you I would sh*t on this tutu, Cindy!
Have you ever heard the phrase right into the wheels fall off? this guy did to!
When your husband tells you not to take Christmas too far this year
If you can read this...
Bill, you better catch a f*cking fish today. I'll keep look out. - Cat