Hitler’s manhood was apparently extremely small and malformed due to a condition called hypospadias, a new book on the dictator claims.

Historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie cite newly uncovered medical records that show Hitler had a “micropenis” in their new book entitled, “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute,” according to a report in the Telegraph.

The report comes just over a month since researchers at the University of Erlangen said they had found prison documents confirming that Hitler also had only one testicle. The condition, chryptorchidism, occurs when one or both testicles fail to descend during childhood.

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A fleeing Taliban fighter desperate for water was trudging through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water he hurried towards it only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”

The Taliban shouted, “Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

“OK, OK” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.” Muttering, the Taliban fighter staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead… “Your fucking brother won’t let me in without a tie!”


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