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I have the same face when I catch someone eating my pizza
Did they really need the pregnancy test? Or was she just eating watermelons whole?
Staying healthy
Vegans sitting across from me bragging about how they don't eat meat and feel great, I'm here like...
When grandma hears somebody held you up from eating.
I wonder if she wants to eat at the steakhouse for lunch, on me.
Still eating it like most people.
Yeah, you eat me... You eat me all. Lunch. Long!
I would just cut it in half and eat the other side