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Perhaps those cones meant something
The "I don't ever want a job" look
"This is how I die"
That moment you realize it was a mistake signing up for those giveaways
This is why just dumped the entire can out, I know I'm not stopping
This is why they say lies get bigger and bigger once told
Anytime I try to show off my diving skills in front of a bunch of babes
This delivery girl shan't be stopped
Anytime I say "this plan is guaranteed to work"