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Guess my bitches going to have to wait
Caught in the act
Googly eyes can make everything funny
It may not be on purpose
When your coworkers don't appreciate you leaving to the competition
When you know you're going to fail, but you decide to try anyway and make an ass of yourself
"Excuse me sir, do you know where any picnic baskets are?"
Dude was like, "nope, not a chance in hell"
Can you wear these at the beach? You know, for reading