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This is why men don't trust women who tell them they're pregnant.
Bill, can you go change the middle light, it doesn't seem to be turning on.
Who knew? Darth Vader was a philanthropist! Can't wait to hear his motivational speeches.
Sir, we can't have you out here fighting crime drunk
When Mittens found out they stopped selling his favorite brand of Friskies, things escalated quickly.
I don't know if I can live like this
Wolves, they solve sh*t
I can't make any promises, bikers are worth 20 points
These Pigs can't hold me down!