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Muslim invaders of Europe, they're ready for you.
This is why men don't trust women who tell them they're pregnant.
Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
Coconuts, they're clearly much more savory
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away
Hollywood has officially run out of ideas, to now they're gaying everything up
He can tell us what music they're playing in a solar system 1 million light years away sounds like.
They're preparing for a revolution, using our stuff!