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Look, all your nightmares in one spot
This is what happens when you tell your kids all their lives they can be anything.
Would you like a ladle to eat your cupful of diabetes?
This Dog Is Not Impressed with Your Shenanigans, Will!
Excuse me Mr. Kitty cat, there's a cat on your back.
And smile as if you're going to get one of them, even though you knew what you were getting before you even walked in the door
Not your ordinary deck of cards
Think it's something wrong with your tranny