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"Girl, Give me your number. I don't care if you have a man"
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
Alcoholism and the Rubik's cube just don't mix
Don't blame God for that monstrosity
Don't get any ideas...
"I Don't care what that bitch said, I only share my kibbles with you..."
Friends don't let friends get alcohol poisoning
Some people just don't get me.
DAMN! Must have been REALLY Good! You just don't give away Chick-Fil-A Gift Cards.