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Alcoholism and the Rubik's cube just don't mix
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
When you realize a big girl fetish suddenly isn't worth the hassle.
Don't blame God for that monstrosity
Don't get any ideas...
When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.
"I Don't care what that bitch said, I only share my kibbles with you..."
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Friends don't let friends get alcohol poisoning