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When you cook them just perfectly, and you waited just long enough the inside wasn't lava...
And this is how long it takes to get a woman to climax when you're working with an Asian sized schlong
When the drugs kick in long before your friends
Just like a woman.
Long. Live. The King.
just in case she didn't know, someone's trying to rebuild Noah's Ark
how is it I've played this long and continue to lose the children
As long as you bargained a good grade before you graduated, it's a win.
Ancient murals predicted he would return...