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Your tax-dollars at work... To confuse the hell out of you!
Good for your skin.
Not with your hygiene.
"We have to build a wall to keep out the invading mustard"
When you heated the breakfast so much, you had to graffiti your hatred
Clearly his virginity is safe
When you realize you're about to get the boot from your own company
Not your average Craigslist post
When you see a picture of your bitch being sniffed by another dog.