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"I has made mistakes while attempting to hide. Human, help."
What a pig! Having sex like that out in the open
When Mexico heard the United States wasn't sending back children who hopped the border illegally
F' the Human Laws.
Human, I can't breathe! I'm not the kid from the Christmas story!
Heard a weird sound at night, woke up to this, we don't own a duck
Elephant As Animal Deity
The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant