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Heard a weird sound at night, woke up to this, we don't own a duck
"Perhaps the lid wasn't on as good as I thought it was"
When the family member you really couldn't stand dies, and you really just want to liven up the party.
Perhaps trying to escape prison through the toilet like in cartoons wasn't a good idea
Back when a game of solitaire blew your damn mind!
No one stops Granny when she hears her grandson hasn't eaten for hours!
When you get home from a hard day at work and just don't care who's sitting on the couch across from you.
When I'm watching movies and can't stand a good guy
Perhaps that shirt wasn't that well thought out