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When you tell her it won't fit... But she says keep trying.
Or people that have NRA bumper stickers. Chances are their packing.
Not a chance he's even trying.
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Just when you thought you had no chance at true love, sex dolls came out. What a time to be alive.
She wonders why I won't sleep with her without shin pads.
"I really have to stop watching monster trucks"
No chance this would end well..