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You know you pushed your bikini top to the limits when you need a mountain climbing piece to keep it together
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
When you realize a big girl fetish suddenly isn't worth the hassle.
When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.
When you trying to lie, but you dumb as f*ck and can't muster anything believable.
When you don't expect the new guy to last.
She wonders why I won't sleep with her without shin pads.
When she says she has to go away for a while, but you're horny AF.