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Scouting for Bitches.
When you've just given up and accepted you drive a minivan.
He's going places, just not involving science. Probably a stage, making jokes.
Did they really need the pregnancy test? Or was she just eating watermelons whole?
Yep, it was still wet! Now it takes your scooter as a sacrifice
That comment just won the internet for the day...
Sir, there's Catholic like criminals, can I take them out?
Just dropped a huge one
Nothing to see here, just walking my toasters.