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When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
Then it just sits there fermenting a plan with the rest of the accidentally discarded toothpaste to clog your drain
In other words, your fat!!
Protecting your ass.
The moment you realize she's just using you for free stuff at the carnival.
How to get fired on your first day 101
Now that's a crazy weird relationship with your mom
Just, why?