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His last ear cleaning was fourscore and seven years ago
Welcome to college, we'll be your daughter's guide
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you got a poop while at the grocery store, but you still need groceries.
Seems to be about right
Anytime I'm about to drop some real sh*t
Then it just sits there fermenting a plan with the rest of the accidentally discarded toothpaste to clog your drain
Every time I shave
Thou shalt judge
NeverGoFullDerp
