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When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
Did anyone really think this was an option? Or just another way to perpetuate the myth that men aren't good at menial tasks they've done most days of their lives?
To be fair, some people aren't holding up anything.
Couldn't he just hand me the money.?
When there's a flood outside, but she says her parents aren't home...
Don't let anyone tell you drawing isn't a skill you can acquire with hard work.
When there's a flood outside but she says her parents aren't home...
Just close your eyes, act as if they aren't even there. When you open them, they'll either be gone or things get awkward.
Needless to say he wasn't the best lover.