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Him's don't like rules.
Perhaps this is why she can't balance the finances properly.
Perhaps that shirt wasn't that well thought out
perhaps I shouldn't have dropped that magic beanstalk seed right there
When life gives you flip-flops and sneakers, rocket that sh*t like you meant it.
Clearly they didn't think this through
The sign wasn't clear enough
Crying chicks be like, "the top didn't touch the ground"
When she tries to wrangle you but you haven't busted in a few days