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When the fact don't fit the theory change the fact
Lesson learned, don't lie to your dad
Don't even look to see what he did to the peanut butter
I don't know what they're warning me of
Drunks and bikes don't mix
Kids these days just don't get it.
Some kids just don't listen
You don't ever flip off a monkey
When the wife's yelling about something but you don't even know what she's talking about