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Human, stop laughing, help!
When you get tired of hearing the humans thing "Alone on the range"
When you're watching a show about fat humans and suddenly realize your fat too
Thanks ObamaCare
Human, Pet me.
When you rub the genie lamp you fine under the seat
I is with my lover, human, leave us be!
Human... You see this? It's Master Splinter!
Human, help me!