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Would still be better than some of the ones that I've gotten.
Did anyone really think this was an option? Or just another way to perpetuate the myth that men aren't good at menial tasks they've done most days of their lives?
Crocs, you have been one-upped!
When it's been a while and she goes down.
It's all fun and games until they fall off the top bunk and next thing you know you're having a threesome... I've watched too many movies. The adult kind. ;-)
Sir, I've had a Ruff, Ruff day... Please just tell me what you want.
When you praise the lord, but know you heading to hell soon for all the sh*t you've done.
Is it okay if I admit not all of that was true? It's been 5 months and I still haven't done a single thing.
For when you've officially given up on life but one look like you haven't