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Michael's making sure Santa gives him what he wants this year.
Looks like it's sold out once again this year
That's one way to get arrested for illegal transmission of live TV.
This would explain most of Angela Merkel's policies
That's one way to get a job
No one's getting turnt up before 9
Nope, she's broke. Time to go buy a new one
Only the best for God's number one
Well that's one way to find out...