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Every office has that one Christmas weirdo who overdoes it every year
When its okay to ask a woman if she's pregnant
And it's pretty much equally as worthless
It's totally safe!
It's like a twisted ad for Rogaine
Disclaimer: Door is also not open because it's closed.
Perhaps it's time to switch it up
It's a Zombie, and a Zombie that's been dead much longer!
It's a Little Stick Up!